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Saturday, March 18, 2017
Fitter?
This graph show the breakdown of my HR zones. So although it was a high intensity ride 50% of my time was in zone 4. The Training effect score is also interesting in that its a 4, this means that "this activity was very demanding" The app also states that I exercised for an hour and burnt 921 calories.
Now lets compare this with the spin class I did on the 7th March. Also took an hour and I burnt 931 calories.
We can see that eleven days previously my average (147 vs. 141) and maximum (183 vs 182) heart rate were lower yet the training effect score was higher, so in theory I was working harder.
Saturday, March 11, 2017
New Bike
Thursday, March 09, 2017
Training
Long Time No See
Where to start when such a period of time has passed? I´m re-starting this blog principally because I am about to embark, for the second time, working as a mountain bike guide. My last post was about six months into the first time I did this job. Looking back it´s a shame that I only ever made one post about it.
I think this was due to the vast number of changes that were happening in my life then. I had left Asia, where I had lived for 12 years. I had lost my job, which came to represent the end of a career that had been years in the making. I was also going through a divorce.
I was almost 40. My life´s work that I had worked hard to achieve and taken for granted had been completely destroyed. In effect I had to start again. I had to rebuild my life without a country, a home, a career, a relationship or any idea how to do it. My ex used to say it was a mid-life crisis but in reality it was a crisis of identity. Who was I? What did I want to be?
My blog was a scrap book of my mountain bike adventures in Asia and at that time I didn't have any enthusiasm to re-visit this life and be reminded of it. Only recently have I been able to look at it with fondness.
In 2009 I was thought my life was over, the guiding job was a way of finding a safe place, an interim that allowed me to heal and plan what to do next. It was an adventure completely different from the expat lifestyle, the corporate career and the wife that completed the triumvirate of what I saw as "success" According to this standard my life was over.
Here, in a European mountain town, seven and a half years later things look very different. This is what I am going to write about.
Lets us begin....
Monday, August 17, 2009
Guess whose back? Back again?
So a bit of an update. I'm now living in Spain and working as a mountain bike guide, doing what I love with people I like....mostly...
If it wasn't for the crazy dead artist gay robot police it would be great.....
So I've ridden for 4-6 hours a day every day for the last six months now...and when you go from riding once, maybe twice a week to this kind off intensity your body does all sorts of weird things to compensate....when I first arrived in Spain I looked a bit like this....

A Christmas with my parents obviously contributing....
After two months of a life that consisted solely of riding and then sleeping and then riding and then sleeping and then...you get the idea. I started to resemble this guy..

I was exhausted all the time, I don't think I've ever been so tired. Fortunaltey my fellow guide, in his secon season suggested drinking protien shakes after every ride....and I must say it has been the miracle cure to my exhaustion....the only side affect is this....

I'm gonna need a bigger bike....
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Bolivian Riding Powder
So I only got one ride in during my tour of South America....but what a ride it was...
Starting at 4600 meters...yes that's right METERS and singletrack all the way down....
Most if it full-on poo in your pants stuff with plenty of exposure if you got it wrong...
What you can't see in this photo is the several hundred feet drop to my right...and the several thousand foot drop to my left....
Hence the clenched sphincter type body English seen below...
Despite being off the bike for about 6 weeks and more from luck than skill, I managed to keep rubber side down the entire time.
Hence the large smile on my face....
The following shots are from the "Ghost" trail that Cedric Gracia nailed in New World Disorder 6...
Of course Gracia may have rode it a bit more aggressively than I did.
Especially on the jumpy bits...
The best stuff was the huge blue sky and the feeling of endlessness experienced on singletrack at high altitude..
What really nailed it for me though was the beer at the end of the day......
A massive word to B-Side adventures in La Paz who hooked me up at very short notice...
http://bside-adventures.blogspot.com/
Great bikes, great people and awesome trails..
They also do the infamous Death Road ride, "the worlds most dangerous road"
This is for wimps though....ask them for the Freeride Adventure, only about 20 visitors do this trail a year and it is up there with my trip to Whistler...
The only issue I had was the Xtra Large full face helmet which obscured my vision and made me look like an alien...
I read in the lonely planet that a gram of cocaine costs as much as a beer in La Paz....
I reckon save your money and just ride your mountain bike there...
Friday, August 01, 2008
A nice surprise....
After almost two months away and a with a pretty serious typhoon hitting while I was gone, I decided to check out the trail this morning....
Well the carefully planned drainage system held up pretty well with almost no damage whatsoever.
As a bonus the weather here is just beautiful at the moment...sunny days and clear skies...
I'll be up the mountain on my road bike this afternoon.
About 1000mts higher than this point..
Despite all the beauty in the world and the exceptionally good karma in my life right now...someone decided to slightly upset my day by leaving this on the trail...
This isn't the first time either. I've been left quite a few 'presents' while building the trail.
It was in full view of the trail entrance as well (you can see the road just at the top of this picture)
Riders BEWARE!
I'm not sure if this was a strategic placement to avoid being seen or to make sure that everyone else sees it!
All I can think of is that it must be some ancient Chinese custom...
"Take crap on trail, bring very good luck!"
I think I should get one of these bad boys installed....
I took this photo while trekking in the Andes'...
It was a big hole dug in the ground surrounded by a nice plastic outhouse...perfect for my trail...
Just got to work out how I get it shipped from Peru to Taiwan..
In the meantime....if I catch whose doing it I will tie them to a tree and leave them there until they look like this...
Thursday, July 31, 2008
I'm Back!
Yes I'm back..back from my 2 month summer trip that took me to places far and wide.
The highlight of which was a four day trek to this little old place.....
No this isn't a postcard...this is an actual shot taken by me on my phone...
But it wasn't all boring cultural type stuff...
I did manage to get some riding in...as can be seen here....
And here....which is Bolivia in case you were wondering....
Same trail that Cedric Gracia rode in NWD6....
He...um...might have ridden it a bit more aggressively than I did though...
Full update coming as soon as I get unpacked!
Sunday, June 08, 2008
Ta Da! It's finished!
Hoo rah! Everyone have a beer and toast the Fungus...
Here are some photos of Arron trying it out for the first time....
This is just after the entrance at the top (where the trail merges with an existing one traversing the hill)

Rock section

Rock turn (that took me two weeks to carve)

Root section (this will be sweet after a bit of erosion)

Dog sitting section

Trail hog dog

Good views

Some nice rapid switchbacks

My first full bench...all those months ago...

And a drop or two...

Not sure of length yet, I reckon it's just shy of 750m. Total height (BIG guess here) 100-150m.
One person..ME...(with a bit of help from Arron)
Around 10-15 hours a week for six months. Entirely hand built except for the bamboo section that was cleared with a weed whacker. (I still had to dig out the bloody roots with a hoe though)
I saw five piles of human excrement, four snakes, three stray dogs, two lost hikers, numerous lizards, toads, frogs and even the fresh remains of a large rodent sliced clean in two by a hawk.
Three hoes, one rake, three pick axes, one sledge hammer, two saws, one rock and three wood chisels....oh and a petrol driven weed whacker. (used once prior to oil prices and a stubborn refusal to start)
Big thanks to James, his GPS, complete disregard for personal safety and the power of his mighty legs.
Plus all the support from friends and family (you know who you are) Your encourageent made me keep digging when I was thinking "y'know this was a really stupid idea"
Dedicated to Gucci the dog for keeping me company, compacting the tread and 'testing' the trail...
Go ride!
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Whacked Off!
Which is a petrol driven weed whacker...
It turns this...
Into this....
Then using the 'tools of the trade' Which are these...
Liberaly apply what my Mum calls 'elbow grease' and you get this...
Add a bit more elbow grease and eventually, you get this....
Which is all well and good, and Dan's donation has made life a bit easier...but I really wish he had given me one of these....

Anyone got a spare one hanging around?


