Geezers, Birds and Bitches...

It has recently come to my attention that visitors to The Philippines are occasionally overwhelmed by the sheer beauty of the people here.

So overwhelmed in fact that men are frequently mistaken for women! and women mistaken for ladies of the night! Or Customer Relations Officers (CRO's) as they are politely known here.

In order to assist visitors to my adopted home I have compiled a simple, easy to use guide.

Simply analyse the pictures below and answer the 10 questions by selecting from one of three multiple choice answers. GEEZER, BIRD or BITCH. Check your answers against the correct results below. Look out for extra points!

You have 3 minutes commencing....NOW!

Question One

BIRDS!



Question Two

GEEZERS (telling you to fork off!)



Question Three

One GEEZER, One CHAPPY!, 3 BIRDS!




Question Four

A GEEZER (yes really!)




Question Five

A GEEZER...no wait a BIRD....no wait a GEEZER...oh I don't know make up your own mind...



Question Six

One GEEZER, One BIRD (extra point for correctly identifying which one is which?)




Question Seven

A GEEZER (and a BABY for an extra point)




Question Eight

One GEEZER, getting lots of female admiration...




Question Nine

A BITCH (Osama Dog Laden)



Question Ten

Ermmmm....not even I know what that is....

So how did you do?

If you scored more than 8 you are safe to drink as much as you want while visiting the Philippines.

I you scored less than 8? Well you are still welcome, but suggest stay off the booze, only go out when accompanied by an adult and be prepared for a few surprises while you are here...