We went to a pub called The Handlebar a few weeks ago and watched the All Blacks kick some Aussie arse!
After the game we were sitting outside drinking and a street vendor came round selling guitars. An elated Kiwi friend of ours bought one as he thought it would make a nice present for his kid.
After the game we were sitting outside drinking and a street vendor came round selling guitars. An elated Kiwi friend of ours bought one as he thought it would make a nice present for his kid.
Trying to drown his sorrows, a particularly offensive Australian (see my earlier post about cocks) decided he could play the aforementioned guitar and proceeded to serenade us with "famous" Aussie pop songs.... These were generally done in the style of Sex Pistols......except not actually as musically talented as them.
Taking offense to the bloody racket being generated. An unknown Englishman, who obviously knew something about good music, purchased the guitar from the nice Kiwi man, and asked to borrow the guitar from the grieving Aussie.
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Once in his possession he did this to it.....
Best 1000 Peso's I've ever spent......
2 comments:
A man I met in KL played a guitar in a Mexican resturant Drunk he sounded sweet sober he was awful take less water with it helps the musical ear A Female Foggie
I like it I have been trying to make my wife realise this is the way us English are for the last 2 years that I have been here in Philippines.
Letting her read this showed her we are all just as crazy.
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